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1st January 2004

beastdog4:02am: Due to some personal...purging, I had to delete my old account and start anew.

I am no longer beastdog


I am now khiaroscuro


-Ethan

(look in the mirror?)

22nd December 2003

xander674:30am: Let the Light of the holidays unite us all...
wishing you all a truley wonderful holiday season!

In love and Light!

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3rd December 2003

beastdog2:14am: A bit 'o pretty with a side of witty = breakfast of champions.
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And now:
The Psychic (a very fitting joke for this community)

A young lady quickly runs into a grocery store to pick up a few things before she heads home. She gets a head of lettuce and some tomatoes, some toilet paper, some glass cleaner, and some bottles of water. She pulls into a checkout aisle when a man comes up behind her with his basket and starts examining the contents in her cart. Before she can respond to his gaze, he looks up at her and states,
"Yup. You must be single."
The young lady looks at her items and can't help but laugh.
"I hate to admit it, but you're right! But how did you guess that from looking in my cart...you must be psychic.
He laughs in return.
"Oh, it wasn't your cart. You're just really ugly."

Good night, folks
The best things in life are free, but they are always out of stock.
-Ethan

(7 longing gazes | look in the mirror?)

27th August 2003

rachelella11:40am: stamped
Rachel the Contortionist!


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Current Mood: flexible

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14th August 2003

exquisite_x2:04pm: join drop_dead

think you have what it takes?

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30th July 2003

rachelella2:06am: stamped
NO GUNS THIS TIME, FOLKS!

more of Rachel!
you know you want it! that and I want to see more of {ME and/or} prettyandwitty on my friends page... y'all could help a little there, too, ya know ;)


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Current Mood: bored

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27th July 2003

rachelella11:58pm: stamped

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Current Mood: sleepy

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19th July 2003

kungfumunkie10:49pm: Hello :) My name is Alexis. I've just joined and on to my application. :)

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jeomk10:14pm: Okay, okay, here's a joke:
What did they call Christopher Reeve before his accident?















Christopher Walken!
Current Mood: discontent

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17th July 2003

warpedredhead11:47pm: I'm Bridget. I'm eighteen, but I act like a complete ass... half my age... I'm eccentric. Trying to be funny is about as comfortable as a suppository. heh heh... uh... Do you love me...?
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Current Mood: curious

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sugarpuss8:21pm: The community you've all been waiting for.
The best community, the most popular community, the most interesting community Livejournal has had to offer.
Come join us: the few, the proud, THE EXALTED</color>.

Think you've got what it takes? Just click the banner.

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13th July 2003

allumeuse5:40am: my lips are sweet and slippery like a cherub's bare red ass
i've already posted to this community, but that was as jesus, and i was neither accepted nor rejected, so i guess i'd be allowed to try as my actual self. if i'm not, then delete this or whatever.

funny things i have done:
+ pranced around the streets of mercer, pa (pop. roughly 10,000) in a tight pink girls' shirt, at 11 pm, shaking my ass and saying "HEYYYY" to every car that passed.
+ sung "underneath your clothes" in the hallway between history and english, winking randomly (last year, sophomore year)
+ popped open the back window of my mother's blazer to sing blondie and dance for the people behind us
+serenaded a group of teenage boys with cher's version of "it's in his kiss" outside of a burger king on the last day of school
+made countless conversations extremely awkward by out of nowhere saying "my father is dead" (which he is)

among other things, that depending on your definition, are either "funny" or "annoying and stupid."

the best joke ever (as told from my mom to her boyfriend):
mom: hey, you have a mattababy on your shirt.
boyfriend: a what?
mom: a mattababy.
boyfriend: what's that?
mom: a mattababy!
boyfriend: well, get it off!

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Current Mood: sleepy

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9th January 2000

mgreitz14211:45am: new =)
Mallory here, age 14.
'I feel pretty, oh so pretty and witty and wise' ~ West Side Story, of course
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8th June 2003

mip12:41pm: looks like someone got banned. NO ADVERTISING. jesus!

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a_broken_wing12:37am: Check out divine_oddlings! Community for the unique in intelligence and looks.

2nd June 2003

smellslikecher8:33pm: I posted this in NYU, but Sister Todd said it would be more appropriate HERE!
I have decided that I want to enter NYU's dental program. I adore teeth--they are second only to teats in my world--and I can envision myself spending a lifetime prodding and poking in the mouths of others.

I'm sure I can get in. I have straight A's, a dodecamajor (ASK me what my majors are!) and I service the community constantly.

Now here's my question: do I have the right kind of face for a dentist?
Current Mood: touched

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26th May 2003

mip10:47pm: loudmouthtart sums it up pretty well...
...here.

(people should learn not to post photos from mewing.net without my permission. they should also learn not to be rude to me after doing so. god, i love stupidity. and direct-linkers)

hahaha. this fat nobody has some audacity, i'll give her that. what does she expect? "oh, now that you've called me ugly, i'll let you in the community?"

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23rd May 2003

samuellsamson5:26pm: That post I promised
Proving wit is easier in a less structured format, however I can display an aptitude for writing bad poems; you can decide how amusing they are yourselves :o) As for pretty... well that's also up to you guys to call...

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Current Mood: calm

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22nd May 2003

rachelella12:34am: now that I'm in, time for a post
Campus Club pool parties are good for one thing only.
Hint: it's not the pool.

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Current Mood: awake

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20th May 2003

pharm12159:14am: judge me
title or description

The problem with men is the fact men are only looking for two things--a way in and a way out........they're pigs, but still, we love bacon.

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loudmouthtart7:44pm: oopsa
sorry... i joined AGES ago and didnt post, cos i completely forgot... umm, dont feel unimportant, i just forget everything.. im ditzy.. i guess that isnt witty enough so youll probably kick me out of this community, but haha! heres some pics::::


wittyness... (my favourite quote at the moment)
im not crazy, just sanity challenged...
hmm, that kind of sucks when you write it down. im sorry, its hard to be witty when youre trying! and im not pretty so i guess im a total failure... dammit. i apologise for wasting your time. haha! (i still wanna be in though... let me in cos im insane.. take pity on me!)
Current Mood: excited

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19th May 2003

mip3:44pm: pretty and witty, 4 years ago
as promised, here are pictures of whiteburgundy and i on our junior class trip to universal studios islands of adventure and typhoon lagoon. the story behind this trip is that NONE of our other friends wanted to go on it. so we went alone and feared rooming with people we hated (it was 8 people to a hotel suite, and that year we hated pretty much everyone who wasn't in our group of friends). but lo and behold, we were given an entire 8 person suite to ourselves. it was HUGE.

also, johanna hit her head on one of the rides at islands of adventure and got a gash.

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mip3:44pm: pretty and witty, 4 years ago
as promised, here are pictures of whiteburgundy and i on our junior class trip to universal studios islands of adventure and typhoon lagoon. the story behind this trip is that NONE of our other friends wanted to go on it. so we went alone and feared rooming with people we hated (it was 8 people to a hotel suite, and that year we hated pretty much everyone who wasn't in our group of friends). but lo and behold, we were given an entire 8 person suite to ourselves. it was HUGE.

also, johanna hit her head on one of the rides at islands of adventure and got a gash.

the pictures. boy we were skinny.Collapse )

(look in the mirror?)

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