Lex (kungfumunkie) wrote in prettyandwitty,
Lex
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prettyandwitty

Hello :) My name is Alexis. I've just joined and on to my application. :)



the picture

pardon the hand gesture. i wasn't trying to grab at my own boob, simply trying to show off my senior ring.

the joke
A man walks into a store and sees a sign that reads:
* Cheese sandwich - $1.50
* Ham & Cheese sandwich - $2.50
* Hand job - $10.00

He begins to collect his money and walks up to a very attractive woman at the register. He asks her if she is the one who administers the hand jobs. She says that she is and he leans in closer to her and says "Well wash your fucking hands, I want a cheese sandwich."
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