The Psychic (a very fitting joke for this community)
A young lady quickly runs into a grocery store to pick up a few things before she heads home. She gets a head of lettuce and some tomatoes, some toilet paper, some glass cleaner, and some bottles of water. She pulls into a checkout aisle when a man comes up behind her with his basket and starts examining the contents in her cart. Before she can respond to his gaze, he looks up at her and states,
"Yup. You must be single."
The young lady looks at her items and can't help but laugh.
"I hate to admit it, but you're right! But how did you guess that from looking in my cart...you must be psychic.
He laughs in return.
"Oh, it wasn't your cart. You're just really ugly."
Good night, folks
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